Dunia dilanda .....???

Lain macam jer skang ni.

Wabak apa yang sedang merebak?

Atau ujian apa yang sedang dijalankan?

Adakah ini ujian atau bala yang diturunkan Allah keatas makhluknya?

Yang pastinya, binatang-binatang ni mati secara beramai-ramai. Diorang commit suicide kot?...heheheee
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Barely believable explanations have been provided for each of these strange animal deaths.

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What is the probability of these deaths, which all occurred in less than a week, being caused by different phenomena (cold, rain, disease, fireworks, etc)? Almost impossible. What is the probability of these deaths being caused by a single, secret cause (ie HAARP experiment)? A lot more likely. Would this secret cause be at the origin of the vague, almost irrational explanations provided by public officials? Guess we have to stay tuned for that.

Manusia yang berlagak seperti syaitan

Kenapa aku panggil berok tiga ekor ni setan, sebab tiga-tiga ekor ni tak paham pilihan rakyat walaupun sekolah bukan main tinggi. Ilut suka dia jerr..

Rakyat dah pilih PR memerintah, yang hangpa dua ekoq ni busuk hati apasai? Takut tak dapat kumpul harta lagi banyak kaa?

Banyak fucking bodoh punyer olang..
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Inilah tiga orang pelakon popular yang sedang panas dan menjadi
kebencian peminat politik di negara kita.Mereka akan bergabung
dalam filem dari arahan Pengarah terkenal Pak Najib yang
bertajuk "Diantara Dua Musibat"

Pelakon Abd. Rahman Hasim (kiri) telah berjaya memainkan peranannya
dalam filem pecah jamban iaitu "Rampasan Kuasa Di Perak"

Kini tibalah masa pelakon "Tua Kutuk Pencacai Najis" Datuk Khusrin (kanan) menjadi hero dalam filem
terbaru Pak Najib yang bertajuk "Rampasan Kuasa 2 DiSelangor" dan dibantu pelakon harapan iaitu Datuk Ramli (tengah).

Apakah filem ini akan berjaya memecahkan Jamban atau Umno akan disumbat ke dalam jamban maka sama-samalah kita saksikanlah kesudahannya..!!

Mantan SUK ; Balaci terakhir

Kawan aku kata bekas SU MPAJ ni bagus. Masa dia betugas di sana, ramai staff kontrak yang diserap ke jawatan tetap. Aku setuju la tu dengan apa yang telah dia lakukan semasa bertugas di MPAJ

Masaalahnya, pendirian politiknya yang telah mempengaruhi kerjayanya.

Sistem pentadbiran bumi bertuah ini menjadi kalut disebabkan persetujuannya untuk menjadi balaci umno sebelum meninggalkan kerusi empuknya di SUK.
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SHAH ALAM : Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim berkata mantan Setiausaha Kerajaan Negeri Datuk Ramli Mahmud menyusup kuasa-kuasa Menteri Besar apabila menguruskan pelantikan bagi mengisi kekosongan jawatan itu.

Beliau berkata tugas itu adalah tanggungjawab Menteri Besar dan tidak pernah disandarkan kepada Datuk Ramli.

"Pihak Menteri Besar dan EXCO tidak pernah mengeluarkan arahan kepada bekas Setiausaha Kerajaan Negeri untuk menguruskan perlantikan jawatan itu bagi pihak mereka. Kalau dia cakap dia tak beritahu Menteri Besar atau pun dia beritahu, yang sebenarnya dia tak disuruh untuk buat kerja itu, kerana MB yang sepatutnya buat kerja tersebut," katanya.


Justeru menurut beliau, kerajaan negeri mempunyai tanggungjawab untuk membetulkan keadaan bagi memastikan pelantikan SUK dan jawatan penting lain dibuat secara telus dan mengikut landasan yang ditetapkan.

"Kita mesti membetulkan keadaan, jadi inilah yang saya sedang usahakan. Rakyat harus sedar bahawa apa juga yang kita lakukan, ia adalah untuk manfaat mereka.

Jika saya berpeluk tubuh, maka saya akan dilihat sebagai akur dengan situasi yang ada," tambah beliau.

Khalid berkata atas hasrat itu, kerajaan negeri mengadakan sidang Dewan Negeri Selangor pada penghujung bulan ini.

Sidang itu untuk meminda Undang-Undang Tubuh Negeri bagi mengembalikan kuasa Sultan dan Menteri Besar dalam pelantikan SUK, Pegawai Kewangan dan Penasihat Undang-Undang Negeri.

"Saya mahu mengatasi masalah ini, itu sebabnya kita berusaha untuk mengadakan sidang Dewan, sebab pada zahirnya ini adalah isu enakmen," tambah beliau lagi.- tvs

Serius nya isu orang Melayu

Karam Singh Walia di kerumun dek budak-budak melayu yang dah naik angin di dalam restoran di Klang.

Kalau diikut kan nafsu marah aku ni, mau pecah kepala singh ni kena hentak dengan kerusi.

Bukan salah kecil yang dia dah buat, salah besar wooo..

Dia tak google ke pasal sejarah orang melayu dan Tanah Melayu ni...iissskhhh..ikut hati aku mau kena pelempang sekali lagi singh ni.

Tapi bila singh tu dah tinggi kan suara, mamat kat belakang yang mula-mula lagak macam abang kawasan, dah mula cuak..hehheee

Hendak tak hendak..kena la kita maafkan. Kitakan orang melayu?

Jauhi zina

Huh...layan jugak klip video ni..fantastic!

Da hampir tahap pengarah professional...dasattt!

Kenapa Nik Aziz berjumpa YDP Agung?

Hahahahaaa...aku suka dengan jawapan Tuan Guru.

Bijak, bijak...penuh adab dan sopan orang Melayu.

Macam ni la baru boleh memimpin..bukan macam orang tu..

Bini dia yg pimpin dan kira komisenn...huahuahuahuaa


Kenyataan Media

Tuan Guru Dato Bentara Setia Menteri Besar Kelantan

Merangkap al-Mursyidul Am PAS


Ekoran beberapa kenyataan yang mengelirukan berkaitan pertemuan saya dengan KDYMM Yang Dipertuan Agong, Tuanku Sultan Mizan baru-baru ini, saya suka menjelaskan seperti mana berikut :

Sewaktu saya berada di Hospital Universiti Sains Malaysia (HUSM) Kubang Kerian, saya telah dikunjungi oleh Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi yang membawa titah KDYMM Yang Dipertuan Agong, Tuanku Sultan Mizan meminta saya mengadap baginda bersama-sama beberapa orang pemimpin termasuk Dato’ Seri Tuan Guru Haji Abdul Hadi Awang ke majlis santapan malam di Istana Terengganu, yakni istana baginda di Kuala Lumpur. Atas dasar menghormati dan menjunjung titah Tuanku saya telah menghadiri majlis tersebut.

Adalah sangat tidak beretika dan tidak beradab bagi saya untuk menceritakan apa-apa yang menjadi perbualan semasa mengadap.

Oleh itu, saya menyeru semua pihak sama ada media atau mana-mana individu supaya tidak membuat andaian yang tidak menentu dan berharap dapat menghentikan sebarang kenyataan yang tidak tepat demi menjaga kehormatan dan nama baik pihak istana.

Terima kasih. Wassalam.

“MEMBANGUN BERSAMA ISLAM”

TUAN GURU HAJI NIK ABDUL AZIZ BIN NIK MAT,
MENTERI BESAR KELANTAN MERANGKAP AL-MURSYIDUL AM PAS.

RPK dedah nama perogol amah

Raja Petra Kamarudin

If you can remember, one of the crucial factors for the fall of Perak was the State Secretary. He was the one who summoned the police to prevent Nizar Jamaluddin from entering his office. In fact, State Secretaries have also played a role in bringing down governments in other states as well, Terengganu being one of them.

I was counting the days when the Selangor State Secretary would retire but now that he has I find that the appointment of the new State Secretary is outside the hands of the state government and is a man who is another Umno stooge.

Umno Selangor is in deep shit. With the Khir Toyo corruption matter -- and talk that two Barisan Nasional state assemblypersons may also be involved in the murder of the Indonesian millionaires -- things are not going too well for Umno Selangor.

It seems the Indonesians are pissed about what they perceive as a cover up of the murder of one of their nationals (like how the Mongolians were earlier) and now with talk in the Umno Blogs that the Minister who raped the Indonesian maid is Rais Yatim the government may be hard-pressed in covering up this scandal any further.

So Umno needs their man in the Selangor State Government and if Menteri Besar Khalid Ibrahim can’t convince the Selangor Sultan to reject the appointment of this Umno appointee then things may be very tough for Pakatan Rakyat.

Anyway, as they say, a rumour is never confirmed until it is official denied. So let’s wait for the official denial.

On another matter, politics in Malaysia is moulded after the Umno example. All political parties copy what Umno does. But then Umno is an expert at the game which they invented so to copy Umno means you are playing with a huge handicap.

In Umno, leaders are not headhunted. They work on the system of popularity contests. You start as a member then move up into the branch committee, then branch leader, then division committee, then division leader, then state committee, then state leader, then national committee, then national leader, and so on.

You serve your time and work your way up the ranks by becoming popular with the grassroots. You could be a postman or railway crossing guard or whatever but as long as you know how to play to the gallery you will make it after 10 or 20 years climbing up the ladder.

In Umno they work on the 30:70 formula. You must show 30% loyalty to the party and 70% loyalty to the leader. Shahrir Samad is a good party man. He will live and die with Umno. He shows 100% loyalty to the party. But that means he shows zero loyalty to the party leaders. And that is why he can’t go up.

If Shahrir had practiced the 30:70 ‘code of conduct’, today he would be the Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia. But Shahrir is not that clever (I know because I went to the same school as him -- as also did Nazri Aziz, Anwar Ibrahim, Sanusi Junid, etc.). He does not know how to suck dicks so he has been sidelined. So now Muhyiddin Yassin instead of him is the Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Singapore does not practice this system. They don’t believe that those who pandai cakap (clever in talking) and know how to suck dicks should become Singapore’s leaders. They headhunt their leaders.

Singapore has a strict criteria and a high-powered committee vets the potential candidates. The candidates are then interviewed by people such as the founding father of Singapore. And by the time the final list is decided they would have gone through every potential leader with a fine-tooth comb and counted every hair on their backside. Nothing gets past them.

Whether these people are party members or not is not the issue. Party membership is not the overriding criteria. It is your capability and integrity that will decide whether you become a Singapore leader.

Now you know why when you compare Malaysian leaders to Singapore leaders you can see a world of difference. And can you see the secret of Singapore’s success?

Okay, that may work in Singapore but that does not mean it can also work in Malaysia. That would be the first response from most people.

And why not?

Is it because Singapore is run by one party while Malaysia is run by a coalition of 14 parties?

Is it because in Singapore capability and integrity are important factors while in Malaysia it is how you suck up to the party leader?

Is it because Singapore has zero tolerance for corruption while in Malaysia corruption is not just a way of life but a religion with money as God?

Is it because in Singapore you are judged by what you are whereas in Malaysia you are judged by who you are and the titles you carry (or have bought)?

Is it because Singapore is colour-blind whereas in Malaysia priority must be given to Malays and then only if they are Umno members?

Is it because Singapore is a republic while Malaysia has ten Rulers?

Which of the above reasons is the reason why they can do it in Singapore but not in Malaysia?